ask your question in greentext, get your answer below it. if it's not here, the answer is probably "nobody" or "draw wofl".
>is there a presale, team allocation or airdrop?
no. 100% of supply goes into the Uniswap pool at launch, the LP is burned, and there is a 0% tax. nobody gets anything before you. the CA is posted only in the box on the front page and on X.
>who is the dev?
nobody. a wallet deployed the contract, renounced ownership, burned the LP, and now has exactly what you have: some wofl and a drawing. it earns nothing from volume and can't change anything about the token.
>is there a team wallet / marketing wallet / treasury?
no. zero tokens were set aside for anyone. see /wofl/tokenomics.
>then who pays for listings, memes, marketing?
whoever wants to. coingecko, coinmarketcap and dexscreener listings are free forms any holder can file. memes cost 30 seconds. pepe never had a marketing budget either.
>why robinhood chain and not somewhere else?
because it's ethereum — pepe lives on ethereum and this is an ethereum L2, one bridge away. because it's permissionless: anyone deploys, anyone trades on uniswap, nobody's approval needed. and because a badly drawn wolf on wall street's retail chain is the joke: the wofl of wall street. base had brett. hood had nothing pepe-shaped. more.
>is wofl anti-pepe?
no. pepe is the greatest meme ever made and the proof of wofl's whole thesis: the community, not the creator, makes the meme. we don't post hate at pepe. we post wofl. >it's ok pepe. you had a good run.
>wofl or wolf? inventend or invented?
wofl. inventend. the original post had two typos in five words and both are canon. correcting them is the only way to draw wofl wrong.
>can I use the wofl drawing? do I need permission?
it was posted anonymously on 4chan in 2015 and nobody has ever claimed it. nobody here will either. draw it, remix it, print it on a shirt, put it on your car. every wofl is canon.
>how do I verify the CA?
copy it from the box on the front page. open it on blockscout: contract verified, owner renounced, LP in the burn address. compare the address in uniswap character by character — never search by ticker. if anyone DMs you a different one, they're not wofl — nobody from wofl DMs.
>why does the site look like 4chan from 2015?
because it is 05/18/15 and you are on /b/. wofl was born here. we didn't redecorate. (the colours are the real yotsuba theme, the post numbers are the real ones.)
>what does "mph: max" mean?
it's the license plate on the wofl car. wofl goes fast. that is the entire meaning and it's enough.
>what happens if this website goes down?
nothing. wofl doesn't need it. the token is on-chain, the lore is on know your meme, the drawing is in your ms paint. this page is a courtesy, not a dependency.
>is wofl affiliated with robinhood?
no. robinhood chain is a public, permissionless blockchain that anyone can deploy on; wofl simply lives there. wofl has no relationship with robinhood — or with anyone. that's the point.
>roadmap?
draw wofl.